10 rules on dating my daughter

09 Jan

Still, I want to be fair and open-minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. Talk with them about their business and show interest in what they have to say.He told me he went to Camp Perry every other year, and was on the local marksmanship team. If you are offered wine or a drink, take the drink, but for heavens sake, don't drink more than the father.(He was little chagrined when I brought my own national match M1A and did better than him with a long gun at the 200 meter TVA range. If he has one glass of wine, you should only have one.I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Talk about your educational endeavors and what you plan on doing with your life.Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. ******** ROTFLMAO That's about how it seemed while I was dating the girl who would eventually become my wife. Talk to them about politics, although if you are on the wrong side, this may be like walking on pins and needles."), I'm going to post this on the front door in 24 point font to ward off any potential suitors for my daughter. ******************* Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. The first time I went to pick his daughter up, I tried to make conversation with him.Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? We were going to a birthday party of one of my friend's.I do you a favor, son, you have fifteen seconds to get out of range, so Well, to be fair, if they hooked up with you then they had some issues to begin with.... She'd wear you out and leave you on the clothesline to dry out. Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.