Dating for funny people

31 Oct

Source: "Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you." - Joey Adams "In its purest form, dating is auditioning formatting (and auditioning means we may or may not get the part)." - Joy Browne "I always say to single people: Date a lot, date often, date outside of your type, date outside of your race.

Just date, date, date, because you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince." - Wendy Williams "I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do." - Salma Hayek "Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

After all, they do tend to date more people in an average lifetime than the rest of us do - and significantly prettier people at that.

Celebrities like George Clooney and Taylor Swift have enough dating experience to put us all to shame and, likewise, probably have dating stories that could keep us entertained for days.

Of all the dating sites for your current partner to catch you on, this might be the worst.

Source: Take, for example, when teenagers start to date.

One of the best sources of comedy when it comes to dating is dads dealing with the fact that boys are starting to come calling for their teenage daughters.

After all that, you might as well get married just so you don’t have to deal with all the aggravation again.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but not as many with herpes.