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It's almost better to have a truly awful date — one you can laugh about with your friends at the bar after you've extracted yourself from it safely — than to have a really mediocre one and go home thinking, "Is that really all that's out there for me?

" It's a really pessimistic view of dating, but people on Twitter think it might not be too far from the truth.

Are you a landlubber who craves the crustiness of a grizzled old sailor? Beautiful People, which as its name clearly states, is a dating site devoted exclusively to good looking people.

The company's latest venture is to create a "virtual sperm and egg bank" (in reality a fertility introduction service) stocked with donors from the beauty gene pool.

But who did it better — “Saturday Night Live” or You Tuber Ryan Higa?

I've been out of the dating loop for more than a decade, so, when I talk to my single friends about dating, it seems like there's a new dating app every minute.

Best of all, it's open to ugly folks who want to better their hereditary lines.

Are you a sea captain in need of close companionship? It distinguishes between three genders: male, female, and sea captain.

On 1st April, popular dating site Zoosk kept up its April Fools’ Day tradition, announcing the launch of a brand new mobile dating site that helps you “Meat Your Burrito Soulmate! – the company described how it created a revolutionary 32 Ingredient framework, which matches potential daters based on their burrito preferences.

Elaborating on its matching algorithm, Zoosk explained how it calculates the percentage of burrito compatibility between two users based on how they fill out the items in their burrito order.

, and with many of its users exchanging over 20 back-and-forth messages with matches, the site’s pairing efforts are also proving above average. She enjoys travelling and likes to spend her free time socialising with friends and attending music events.

So this website will use facial mapping software to match you up with someone like you.