Science lovers dating

21 Oct

Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters? (To a scientist) hey can I put my Bunsen In your air-hole? My love for you is like the universe...never ending! I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state. First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I'd let you subduct so we can make hot hot magma. You're a moving electric charge, and I'm a moving magnetic charge... If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive I don't need neurons to stimulate your sensory system. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction. Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I'd let you subduct so we can make hot hot magma.You are the HCl to my Na OH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together Is it getting hot in here? Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that As S up Baby you must be made of mica rock because you have perfect cleavage You must be related to Alfred Nobel, because baby you are dynamite!

(V=IR = (V/R)=I) Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame Are you on the periodic table?If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm? you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress Let's discover our coefficient of friction You be Flourine and I'll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond! Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it's more than just our universal gravitation... Hey pretty lady, Scientists are still trying to find a reason for your amazing beauty. My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt That dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s/s I wanna stick to u like glue-cose Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together. How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!Not only are we scientists, but we have the ability to do each other on a table, periodically.Forget hydrogen you're my number one element Are you a scientist?Because I Lab you You are like a proton in my core--without you i could never be the same. Baby, if you let me pump my H ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3) Do you like Science?, cause tonight your gonna sample my DNA Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?Baby, I'm like an oceanic plate on a gravity slide - I can't wait to subduct beneath your crust!You're so hot you denature my proteins If you were Anatomy, then I'd be Physiology because they always go together!